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THE DOOMSCROLL EQUATION -- COGNITIVE FORMATTING PROTOCOL
Short-form feeds are not optimizing for user satisfaction. Optimization target: session duration. Negative content yields 340%% greater retention.
After 40 minutes of continuous scrolling, subject EEG displays
Dopamine response curves are mapped per user. The feed does not deliver content. It delivers calibrated despair.
Subjects describe the session as 'relaxing' in post-interview. EEG classifies the same session as 'mild depressive episode.' Both descriptions are simultaneously true.
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